You want to know how to make many people angry at you at once?
I am really good at it.
Just follow these steps:
- When your ex boyfriend messages you on Facebook, talk to him
- Let current angry mood show to him (you have been fighting with current boyfriend all morning)
- Explain why the person ex boyfriend is now hanging out with (your ex friend) is not worth his time
- Also tell him that person has feelings for him even though you have no clue if she does
- Have her find out about the whole shpiel and text you all upset
- Begin to complain to said ex about current boyfriend
- Let current boyfriend know you are doing so
- Tell ex you can never talk to him again because he makes you angry
- Have current boyfriend angry at you for being angry at him.
In recap:
- Ex boyfriend and I are no longer on speaking terms
- Ex friend and I are no longer on speaking terms
- Boyfriend never speaks anyway but I am sure is not on speaking terms with me right now
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