Friday, September 9, 2011

Royal Mess

You want to know how to make many people angry at you at once?

I am really good at it.

Just follow these steps:
  • When your ex boyfriend messages you on Facebook, talk to him
  • Let current angry mood show to him (you have been fighting with current boyfriend all morning)
  • Explain why the person ex boyfriend is now hanging out with (your ex friend) is not worth his time
  • Also tell him that person has feelings for him even though you have no clue if she does
  • Have her find out about the whole shpiel and text you all upset
  • Begin to complain to said ex about current boyfriend
  • Let current boyfriend know you are doing so
  • Tell ex you can never talk to him again because he makes you angry
  • Have current boyfriend angry at you for being angry at him.

In recap:
  • Ex boyfriend and I are no longer on speaking terms
  • Ex friend and I are no longer on speaking terms
  • Boyfriend never speaks anyway but I am sure is not on speaking terms with me right now

Don't be like me. 

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