Dear...

Dear frat boys in the gym tonight,

Go ahead and make fun of me all you want. I am above your immaturity. If you want to point out to everyone there that "her shorts are too tight" and "you can see her underwear line" then go ahead. I have better things to worry about in life than you self obsessed metro mamma's boys.

I didn't realize wearing undergarments is such a foreign idea to you that you had to show everyone you know I was wearing some. How about you just grow up? What age are we again? Sure, I may have been the only girl there wearing underwear while she worked out. I believe it is the sanitary thing to do. Apparently you were not raised to know anything about sanitation.

Find someone else to make fun of. This girl doesn't want to waste her time on you.

Sincerely,
Eryn

P.S. stop asking everyone if your arms look bigger than the last time they saw you. You are pathetic if you think anyone notices or cares about your practically nonexistent biceps.